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Proof Positive Let me share a positive message with you - from someone who doesn't need to cheat you or lie to your heart: you can win against bad stars. If they all want to gang up on you and get their media friends to support them, you can face them all alone and beat them. If they take your property, you can take it back. If they tarnish your image, you can throw them in jail. You don't need to feel overpowered by their numbers. You don't need their deceptive, manipulating illusions. You don't need to feel inferior to them because they probably couldn't last five minutes in your shoes, at least if you work hard and live an honest real life. This is the glorious news I share with you every time I catch a star with one of my things, and anyone who contradicts it is a liar.    Arguments Copyright Issues Comedy Sketches Cartoons Lyrics Poems More Statements Scripts Songs &#16

Note to Netflix: Fraud Stinks I've had to repeat this already seventeen times since 2015, but, this time, a note to Netflix: I invented the comical British spy, Austin Powers, as Mike Myers plays him, for my imaginary talk show, the Don't Steal Show, in 2005 or 2006. Mike Myers stole the character in 2007. I coined the titles: Goldmember , The Spy Who Shagged Me , and Austin Powers International Man of Mystery . I created the evil villains Me and Mini-Me for a James Bond parody and shared it on this website years before Mike Myers came along and transformed it into his blockbuster trilogy. These movies wouldn't have existed without me, but who got all the money for them? (I'm asking you, Netflix.) Who got paid for these creations of mine? How much did he get paid for my work? Why do you want him to keep getting paid for my work? Can't you find anything from that time that doesn't rob my blogs? If so, maybe you should pan the whole rotten decade. Th

That's Not a Conspiracy? I've recently seen the Conspiracies series on Netflix. It talks about the Rolling Stones in one episode. I can't get past the first ten seconds of it without crying out in pain, and their auto-prompter keeps forcing me to go back to it. For God's sake, Netflix, you want to talk about a conspiracy involving the Rolling Stones? They stole my hits, along with many of the biggest names on the rock and roll stage. All of them, an evil cabal, all aligned against one innocent artist to commit fraud with my music on a vast scale for ten or more years, while their zany friends in comedy raped my blogs. Rich stars enjoying the full support of the corporate media to commit their crimes. A top secret crime against the public, in order to make us think they have GREAT TALENT and get us to REWARD THEM for it with riches and sex. (Sorry, I should say more riches and more sex.) Is that not lurid enough for you, Netflix? All of them going to jai