Before SNL Had Trump

[This part is current.] Someone wanted to tell me how funny Saturday Night Live was when they parodied the funny president, but I stopped him cold in mid-sentence. I didn't bother telling him that Saturday Night Live shouldn't be on the air anymore after their vast and vicious fraud with my erased online comedy posts from 1999 to 2007. He just wanted to say that they made a joke out of how they had nothing that could fill the gap of the funny president to use as material for their show. Well, if you want to see the material they used before they had their funny president, just read all the entries below of sketches they and their friends stole from me. Don't try to read all its titles out loud because you may grow hoarse - making it that much more difficult to bring before a judge in court, I guess. I consider its labour intensive compilation over the last ten years to be an outstanding achievement. And what a victory for truth this account has been, the kind of truth that will have to wait to be celebrated. Eventually the truth will be told about me, but when? Last night I watched a CBC documentary that proudly blew the whistle on a dark government experiment called MK Ultra from 1955. CBC couldn't break the story until 1980. Now it's 2020 and this 65-year-old government scandal is still the only one they proudly blow the whistle on. As if CBC wants to shame the government. CBC is the damn government. But they talk about a 65-year-old scandal to make us people think they're on our side. And I'm sad to say that it works too well. Please don't panic if it says 'insecure connection'. It's just because they've chganged their protocol to 'https' and most of my links are still using 'http'. - A - ABC's of PBS, the Aborigine Hunts Kangaroo Above and Beyond Actor's Fib, the Ad Wants Advertising Space Agent Houdini Ahead of Their Time/Capricornicus Ahead of Their Time/David Noid Ahead of their Time/Emily de Chataleine Ahead of Their Time/Francisco Domino Ahead of Their Time/Fredrick Narwal Ahead of Their Time/Karma Sutri Ahead of Their Time/Louis Bombardier Ahead of Their Time/Zvoni Rasputnik Alfred Hitchcock Presents: Revenge/The Last Word All the Best Drivers All Within the Family Ambush Journalism America Hates Talent American Justice Amnesia Machine, the Analysis Anarchy in Dacre Lake Ancient American History Ancient Wisdom: Law Ancient Wisdom: Prophecy Ancient Wisdom: Technology And That's the News/10 July 2015 And That's the News/26 July 2015 Angel of Stealth, the/D.S. Show #12 Anger Management Animalympics Anklet Motion Restrictor, the Ann Murray Get Your Gun Anti-Harp/Betty's Turn Are You High? Aristotle Putting Shame to Shame Armed to the Teeth Arms and the Band Around the Corner Art Patrol, the Artful Dodger, the Artist's Suicide Club, The Arts Report, The Ask the Chairman Assistant, the Atlantian Man, the Atomic Self-Heating Soup/D.S. Show #21 Attitude Adjustment Squad, the Aunt Sally Doesn't Want You Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery/Pilot - B - Baby Boom, the/Sunday Night Movie Badrick Barlow/Medieval Physician Bahn to Buchenwald, the Bait Bikes Balogne Bulletin, the/02-08-15 Balogne Bulletin, the/30-09-15 Balogne Bulletin, the/14-11-15 Balogne Bulletin, the/21-11-15 Balogne Bulletin, the/25-11-15 Balogne Bulletin, the/28-11-15 Balogne Bulletin, the/05-12-15 Balogne Bulletin, the/12-12-15 Balogne Bulletin, the/19-12-15 Balogne Bulletin, the/30-12-15 Balogne Bulletin, the/09/01/16 Balogne Bulletin, the/04/03/17 Balogne Bulletin, the/18/04/17 Baptism of Fire Bedspreads and Broomsticks Bedtime Story Begging to Differ Behind the Scenes Being Fair Believe It or Not Bermuda Triangle War, the Bermuda Triangle War - Update Betsy Beech/(Pilot) Betsy Beech/Time Is Money Betty's Turn Biblical Face Offs/Goliath-Samson Biblical Face Offs/Solomon-Eve Bigger than the Host Bigot, the Bill of Victory, the Bionic Bum, the Bird of Pray Birth of the Business Black Market, the Blame Game, the Blanche's Turn Bless Me Father Blindsighted Justice (Magnum Farce) Bliss and the Agony, the Blitzer Krieg Blog Eat Blog Blog Svensson/Ethyl's Turn Bloodfist Interactive Video Game/Episode #2 Boardroom Bomber Pilots, the Bombs Away Boob Tube Brain Bottom Feeder, the Bottoms of Despair Bowan's Island Boy Who Caused Earthquakes, the Brainstorm Bread and Workers Break an Egg Breathe Easy/D.S. Show 1: #17 Bronson Harley: Portrait of a Badass Budget Tourist, the Bullscent Air Freshener Bull's Eye Bum Steer Bunch of Brawlers Burning Sun, the Buy Blast Records - C - Cabal Television Call Hating/Gert's Turn Campfire Rock Canadian European History Canadian History/Birth of the Klondike Canadian History/Cannon Fodder (The War Years) Canadian History/Conflagration Canadian History/French and Indian War Canadian History/Railing for Rice Canadian History/the Loyalest Canadian History/The Real Rebellion Canadian History/War of 1812 Canadian History/Years of Peace and Terror Capitalist Offense, a Capitalist Punishment Captains Outrageous Cardiologist, the Cart in a Car/D.S. Show #18 Cashier, the Catching Wind Cave Art Epilogue Celebrity Roundup Celebrity Showdown Cerebral Chorus Chariots of the Dogs Chester Windmill Presents Chick Magnet, the Chickootamie/Aug 14 2011 Child Support Chromozones Disease Church of the Born Again and Agains Church of the Branch Sectarians, New D.S. Show/Episode #3 Cinder Blocks of Redemption, New D.S. Show/Episode #20 Circumcise Me Civil States, the Clam You Clarra Claptrap/Movie of the Week Clash of the Puritans Classic Flicks/My Fair Hillbilly Classic Flicks/Passive Resistance Classic Flicks/Portrait of the Scientist Classic Flicks/the Slaves of Cleopatra Classified Ad/Dept of Cryptology, a Clean Cutthroats Clinic, the Close Your Eyes! Closeup with Vivian Day Co-op Movers/Episode #10 Code Breakers of Stanley Park Coffee Pal/Nightcast Sep 8 Cold as Hell Cold Blooded Marriage/Tuesday Night at the Movies Commercial Mindset Common Complacence/Farmers Common Complacence/Look Out for Your Own Community Spirit Concentration X Confession, the Confrontational Therapist: Death Wish Confrontational Therapist: Single Solution Conservative Banking Conspiracies Conspiracist, the Constructive Anger Consumer Insight/Just Ask Why Contract, the Convex Corrective Silkscreen Solution, the Cool Shades Sunglasses Corporate Coffee Correction Counselor, the (Job) The Counselor's Office Court Appointed Counsel Coven Society for Girls, the Cowhide Crackhead, the Crank Up that Oboe Crash Course Crazy Crow Crazy Kids Criminal Law/Court of the Underworld 1 Criminal Law/Court of the Underworld 2 Criminal Reasoning Crooked Are the Meek Culture Shock Culture Watch Cut It Out Cutting Room, the/Feb 27 Cutting Room, the/Mar 11 - D - D.S. Show, the/Aug 23 2011 (Pilot) D.S. Show, the/Sep 07 2011 (Pilot) Daily Epitaph, the Daily Gasp 1, the Daily Gasp 2, the Daily Gasp 3, the Daily Graze, the Damn the Doritos Dare Devils Dash Man Sanitizer Dating Game, the Dave the Dog Catcher Dave's Dateline Disaster Davy Headbanger Davy Skerkowski Day in the Afterlife, a Dead Reckoning Dealer, the (The Collector) Dean's Limousine Dear Harry Dear Pooky Decapitalism Defector, the Demagogue, the Democracy at Once! Destructor, the Devilry Hillbillies, the Diablogical Did You Say Twonie? Dimensional Realities Ding Bat Diplomatic Immunity Dirk Longjohn Ram of God Dirty Movie, the Discussing Dogs Do It Yourself Lawyer/Episode #4 Doctor Hyde Doctor Who/Daleks Dogfighters, the Domestic Forum Don't Break the Kitchen Don't Be Fooled Don't Destroy the Kitchen Don't Say It Don't Shoot Me Don't Steal Show, the #1/Survival Don't Steal Show, the #2/Evil Heroes Don't Steal Show, the #3/Street People Don't Steal Show, the #4/Near Death Experiences Don't Steal Show, the #5/Fortune Hunting Don't Steal Show, the #6/First Nations Don't Steal Show, the #7/Talk Show Hosts Don't Steal Show, the #8/Reincarnation Don't Steal Show, the #9/Modern Women Don't Steal Show, the #10/The Wrongfully Condemned Don't Steal Show, the #11/War Horrors Don't Steal Show, the #12/The Parented Don't Steal Show, the #13/Espionage Don't Steal Show, the #14/Forensic Methods Don't Steal Show, the #15/Monsters Don't Steal Show, the #16/Superstuds Don't Steal Show, the #17/The Forgetful Don't Steal Show, the #18/Underachievers Don't Steal Show, the #19/Artists Don't Steal Show, the #20/The Homeless Don't Steal Show, the #21/Musicology Don't Steal Show, the #22/Misogyny Don't Steal Show, the #23/E.T. Encounters Don't Steal Show, the #24/Social Conditioning Don't Steal Show, the #25/Utopia Don't Steal Show, the #26/Gossip Don't Steal Show, the #27/Urban Planning Don't Steal Show, the #28/Consumerism Don't Steal Show, the #29/Religion Don't Steal Show, the #30/Language Barrier Don't Steal Show (New), the #1/Magic Don't Steal Show (New), the #2/Megalomania Don't Steal Show (New), the #3/Slavery Don't Steal Show (New), the #4/Assholes Don't Steal Show (New), the #5/No Show Don't Steal Show (New), the #6/Rebels Don't Steal Show (New), the #7/Gods Don't Steal Show (New), the #8/Stardom Don't Steal Show (New), the #9/Time Travel Don't Steal Show (New), the #10/Addiction Don't Steal Show (New), the #11/Specially Gifted Don't Steal Show (New), the #12/Outdoor Activities Don't Steal Show (New), the #13/Human Origins Don't Steal Show (New), the #14/Victims of Progress Don't Steal Show (New), the #15/Failed Romance Don't Steal Show (New), the #16/God Save the Church Don't Steal Show (New), the #17/the Super-Duper Gun Don't Steal Show (New), the #18/Medical Alert Don't Steal Show (New), the #19/Of Noble Descent Don't Steal Show (New), the #20/the Peace Talks Doorman, the Double Talk Your Money Downsizer, the Drawn to Humanity Dreadful Truth, the Dream Weaver Alpha Wave Generator Drink Rotgut Driver, the Dump Truck Driver, the DunderHeadphones Dying Man's Wish, a Dynamo 5000 Air Gun/Don't Steal Show #4 - E - Ears Wide Open Econoflush Food Recycler/Don't Steal Show #22 Economics Made Simple Elementary Polish 1 Elementary Polish 2 Emergency Call Forwarding Emotional Intelligence Empath, the End of the Line End Quote End-of-the-Year Program Enemy Agent Enemies of Freedom Entertainment Show, the Episode 42: 1967/The Last Word Equine Velvet Aftershave/Don't Steal Show #14 Ernie Anderson Army Insurance Ernie's ICBM's Escape Goat, the Eternal Revenue Service Ethyl's Turn Etymology Eve of Destruction Existentialist Says What, an Expel Cough Drops Extractly Extreme Irony - F - Fact or Forgery Failsafe Hand Glue Fair Weather Fiends Fairy Enough Family Compact Family Feudalism Family News, The Famous Last Words Fan Mail Fantasies Island Faraway Places/Upper Class Prison Fascinating Inventors/E. Morrison Fear of the Lord Fifty Ways to Kill the Fuehrer Film Scenes One Liners, the Film School Preppie First Thoughts on the Electric Motor Fishbowl Smoker's Helmet Flames of Compassion Flights to Freedom Florist, the Flying Legends/Spencer Fitzgerald Flying Peacocks, the Folk Night Folk Tales/High King Mortimer Folk Tales/Ladybug Killer Folk Tales/Saint Mick Food for Thought Footnote to Science For the Record For the Record (2) For Those that Like to Rock Forgive and Forget Forgive Them Not Forklift of Fear Forms of Language Forsaken Identity Fr D Skidooski Undercover Jesuit Francis Moore's Utopia Freak of the Week Freaky Possibilities Fred's Friendly Frauleins Free Thinking Free World, the From the Cradle to the Pen Frown of the Day Fuehrerbummer, the Fuel for Debate Fun Compressor, the Future Project Fyodor of the Absurd - G - Gas-in-a-Stick Man Repellant/Don't Steal Show #9 Gentle What? Gentrification Gerry's Gym Boxing Sale Gert's Turn Get Behind Bars Get in Line Get the Waistcoat Get to the Point Ghost in Space Ghostwriter, the Gidget's Got It Girl Logic Girls of Nightcast, the Go Canucks Go in Peace Gold Rush 2013 Good Bus, Bad Bus Good Bye Good Guard, the Good News, the Good Night Show, the Good Old Days, the Gore Grain Spirits/Nettle the Wise Man (Confucius) Granny Get Your Gun Great Escapade, the Great Environmentalist, the Great Fireballs Greed Game, the Green and Mean Green Means Go Groundbreakers of Aviation/MacPhee Guilt Trip Gutsy Performance, a - H - Hacker, the Happy Reformation Hard Time, a Hasslers, the Hate Camp/New D.S. Show #18 Hateful Hypocrite, the Having My Cheesie Having This One On (Sprawling Occupants) Hazbrollah is Love/Nightcast Sep 8 Head Case Files/Jerome Adirondack Head Case Files/Little Brenda Head Case Files: Psychotic Detraction Head Case Files/Secret Snow, Stupid Snow Headrest, the Heel Saddle Sock Patch, the Hellville Helicopter Dance, the Henderson Mayfield/Hoot Snatcher Hennessy, the High School Sacramental Hills Are Dead, the Hip Moves 1 Hip Moves 2 History in the Making Histories Mysteries/Nadia Stalin Histories Mysteries/Shrouded in Secrecy Holey Molly Holy Cow Restaurants Holiday Spirits Homeland Social Security Homo Americanus Honest to a Fault Horrible Future, the Horror of Cosmicism, the Hossenfeffer? Hot Seat, the/Episode 5 How the War Was Lost How to Beat a Wehrmacht General at Chess How to Escape Justice How to Tell the Truth How to Tell You're In Space Hum of Doom/Retro Night Human Era, the Hypocritic, The - I - I.Q.S. Animal Training I Have Feelings I Know All About It (Pilot) I Know All About It (April 9, 2017) I Know All About It (April 17, 2017) I Know All About It (April 27, 2017) I Thaddeus I Think Therefore I'm Not I'd Rather Stand I'm a - - I'm Sure They Didn't Mean It Idiocy Idiot Stu-dent, the If I Were Gilligan Immobiline Paralyzing Cream/Don't Steal Show #10 Imperial Torch: One Man's Trash Imperial Torch: Takeover Tips Impersonator, the Improbable Dream, the In Crowd 1, the In Crowd 2, the In Fraud They Trust Independence Dave Infernal Revenue Service Insana: Roadie Groupie Insectophobia Inside Scoop Feb 23 Inside Scoop Feb 27 Inside Scoop - Conditions for Stardom Insomniac, the Inter-Office Memo NBSC Interview from Prison It's All Right Mom It's Getting Near Done It's the Grand Pumpkin, Milhouse It's Unibrow/Upper Class Hero It's Unibrow/Space Rockers It's Unibrow/Neanderthals - J - Jabbing in the Dark Jamie Jong: Outlaw Landlord JAWS Brand Childproof Gun Cabinets Jay Ego Jay Junior Jerk Alert Jesus of Vancouver/Canadian Film Festival Jizz Jar, the/Don't Steal Show #16 Joan's Own Job, the Job Lover's Club, the Joe Loco Joey Doushane Johnny Levelhead Journals of Stevenson Daft, the Journeyman, the Journeys of Jesus, the Julio Caesar Jumpstart Cough Syrup/Don't Steal Show #21 Junior Predator Just Between It and It Justice by the Riverbank Justice Fund, the Justice Is Blind as a Bat Justin (Clayton), Telepathic Infant 1/Millie's Turn Justin (Clayton), Telepathic Infant 2/Millie's Turn - K - Kill the Prick (Desmond Bates) Kill the Prick (Perry Millstone) Kill the Talent Killer Ending Killing for Time Know that Enemy - L - Lady in Waiting Lady's Choice Land of Dream Jobs Last Word, the Last Word, the Late Bloomer Lazar Razor, the Le Miscreant Letters to Theo Lid Security Hatch, the Life Goes On Life of Martin, Word Inventor, the Life Shavers Light of Truth Listen to My Golf Shirt Literary Pulse Little Miss Fickle Little Sheep Littlest Boo Boo, the Living Memory Lobbyist, the Local Banter, the Local Bulletin, the Looks Like Trouble Lord of the Fruit Flies Lost Fight, the Love or Money Love Them to Death Loving Blindness Lucinda's Toy Minstrel Man Lunar Dimension, the Lying through His Teeth - M - Madame Pompadu Made in Canada Majority Fools Mammals Like Us Man of His Dreams Man on Women Maple Relief Marriages of Convenience Marvelous Mask, the/Don't Steal Show #25 Masked Coward, the Match Against Machine Max-Mix Protein Powder May the Beast Man Win Me and My Mojo Meddlin' Mom Media Hound, the Meet Me in the Middle Class Message from Our President, a Messed by My Hair Metaphysical Fitness Mexaco Premium/Nightcast Sep 8 Middle Class Hero Mighty Moth Millie's Turn Mind Your Manners Mindy Meek Minstrel at Arms Miracles of Science Mirth Pangs Miss Chipper Missing Scriptures Mister Speaker Mister Veality (Veality Check) Mob Squad, the Modern Economics Modern Heroes/the Puppet Star Modern Heroes/Straw Man Modern Modesty: Women's Fashion Modern Modesty: Schools Modern Modesty: Music Modern Morals with Mickey L. Monarch, the Monday Night at the Movies/Pussy Willow /Monday Night at the Movies/the Pilferer Money Sense Money Talks Money Tips/Inflation Money to Burn Moonlight Kahlua Moral Minute Morality Play Morning After the Towering Inferno, the Morning Exercise Mountain Jack Cush Muffler, the Multi-Gadge, the Munchies that Stole Dumplings, the Music Pump, the/Gert's Turn Music Tips Musicians Wanted My Cup Leakth Over My Fair Hillbilly/Classic Flicks My Frenologies My Idols My Opinion with Mia Peek Freen Mysteries of Evolution Mything the Point Mythmakers, the - N - N.B.C. Memo/Nov 2007 Name Droppers, the National B.S. Corporation, the National Dyslexic Nerve Damage Netherwork, the/Pure Mishap Netherwork, the/Extra Punishing Netherwork, the/Grounds for Dismissal Netherwork, the/Flush with Enthusiasm Netherwork, the/Metal Clash Values Netherwork, the/Crazy about Music Netherwork, the/Room for Expulsion Netherwork, the/Deception Span Netherwork, the/Minor Infraction Netherwork, the/Sacrificial Whine Netherwork, the/Fitness Craze Netherwork, the/Scene of a Crime Netherwork, the/Statistical Paralysis Netherwork, the/Steadfast Support Nettle the Wise Man: Aristotle Nettle the Wise Man: Confucius Neuro-Blitz Chewables Never Heard of Him Never Stop New Beginning, a/Rudiments of Knowledge Newsbeat Newsbreak: December 15, 2017 Newsbreak: March 16, 2018 New Client, the Nice n' Mousy Nice Nurse, the Nice Try Night to Dismember, a Nightcast/08-09-12 Nightcast/15-09-12 Nightcast/22-09-12 Nightcast/09-03-13 Nightcast/18-03-13 North American Predator North American Rebel/B.t.S. Northern Conquest Not for Profit Not Like That Like This Not So Hot Plate, the Not Whipped Yet Not Without My Money Notes for Recliners Notes on Astrology Nothing for Hookers Now I'm Informed Number Two, the Nurse Sheridan - O - Observatory, the Observatory, the/Superfluous Sightings Odds and Ends Hemporium, the Office of British Spelling, the Ogler, the Oh Yeah Old School English Oldest Trick, the Olds Shoulder Olympic Submersible Taskmaster, the On Guard On the Scene Once Upon a Time Signature One Hundred and Fourteenth Institution Awards One on One One Size Too Few One Step Back from Too Far One Thin Grocer Onomatopoeia and 'U' Onward Christian Soldiers Ophelia Optimist, the Orangatang Flavour Crystals Orphan Hater, the Other Side, the Overflowing with Hydro Oversight Committee, the - P - P.R. Paintings of Jimmy Palumbo Par for the Nurse Paragon, the Parent of the Week: May 2010 Participaction Party Animals, the Pastry Bomb, the Pastry Bomb, the Pathogena Hair Defense System, the Patriot, the Patron, the Patterns of Behaviour (Jane Know-It-All) Pay Toilet, the Peace at Last Peace with Honor Peanut Butter Pudding Penitent, the Pep Talk Perish the Thought Personal Ads Pestilence Anti-Pest Pellets Pet the Foreigner Pete's Preserve-a-Pet Petroleum Jelly Phil and Howard Pick-Me-Up Decaf Pilferer, the/Monday Night at the Movies Pillow Talk Pink Marx Plane Is Born, a Planet of the Grapes, the Planned Convalescence Plastic Enemies Playing It Safe Plucker, the Poisoning of Sir Guy of Lombardy, the Police Police, the Pomp and Sneak Advance Poor Bastard Portrait of the Scientist/Classic Flicks Potty Mouth Pottypants/Don't Steal Show #5 Power Trip/The Media Power Trip/Power Plants Power Trip/Psychiatrists Power Trip/Scientists POX News Specious Report Present Misgivings Pretty Boy Pro Tool Professional Wisecracker Prices Rise, the Primetime Polly/Don't Steal Show #24 Privileged Information Pro-Rate Reputation Salvation/Don't Steal Show #11 Pseudo-Gin Non-Alcoholic Cocktail Pussy Willow/Monday Night at the Movies Put It Back Campaign, the Put Your Heart in It - Q - Quest for Success - R - Race to Extinction, the Racoon, the Rack Height Enhancing Apparatus, the Rake Oral Apparatus, the Ray Pulsar, Future Physician Real Rebels Rec Room Red Menace, the Remembrance of War Remembrance of War with Great Grampa Alec Repro-Bait Republic of Who, the Retroactive News, the Return of Bionic Bigfoot, the Reverse Injustice Rewards of War, the Rhubarb Mountain Rise and Fall of the Regal Empire, the Roachademy, the Robber Baron, the Rock Talk Rock-a-bye Baby Rocket, the/Don't Steal Show #19 Rooting for the Underworld Rudiments of Knowledge Running on Air - S - Safer Sex with Polly Foolscap Safety Hints Sarra Supreem: Queen of the Streets Sauced in Space Save Dave/Suicide/Don't Steal Show #26 Save Dave/Demonstration/Don't Steal Show #27 Save Dave/Bad Venues/Don't Steal Show #28 Save Dave/Punishment/Don't Steal Show #29 Save Dave/Pizza/Don't Steal Show #30 Saydist, the Scared of Crows Schmooze, the School of Deforming Arts/Episode #8 School of Hard Knocks Schoolyard Scope Science of Profit, the Science Today Scrabble Anyone? Screaming Pink Screw You! Seal of Doom Search for Blue November, the Second Prize Secrets of the Stars: Black Holes Securiguard/Don't Steal Show #3 Seeing in the Dark Ages Sensitive Phil/Blanche's Turn Seriously Seriously (2) Shaky Argument Shame Old Story Shammy Awards, the (2008) Shannon Shriek Sharp Recollection Shirley Sureloins (Theatre of the Ribald) Shooting for Perfection/Keeping It Timeless Shooting for Perfection/Production Hints Shorn Testimony Shortcut Guide (Episode #9) Shot Wall Syringe, the Shouting Out Sign Language Signs of Intelligence Silent Night on the Western Front Siren-Siren, the/Don't Steal Show #21 Sketched in Stone Skipping the Abnormalities Skulls in the Closet Slander! Slave Trade Sleigh Them Sling, the Slobber Guard/Don't Steal Show #21 Slowpoke Smears in Their Eyes Smile-Rite Face Mold, the Smoker's Final Solution/Don't Steal Show #17 Smutline B.C. Social Housing Socket, the Soggy When Wet Some Excuse Songwriter, the Soul Auction Sound of Sinus, the Sound Man's Hat, the Soundproof Suicide Prevention Line/Don't Steal Show #6 Sovietmultfilms: the Blond Beast Soylent but Deadly Space Pen, the Space Suit, the Spellbound Spell Checker/Don't Steal Show #8 Spendthrift Spitting Image Spokesperson, the Sprawling Occupants Staggering Vision Stampeding Epicure, the Star Trek Pilot/The Cage Stark Raving Mad TV Stars in His Thighs Staying Abreast Straight from the Belt Straight from the Bible Straight-blanket, the Street Smart Strong Enough to Be Her Man Struggling for Realism Stuck in the Griddle with You Stukas and Stones Stupid Talk Show Hosts Submissions Department Sunday Survey Sunny Side Down Superficialman Surgeon General's Warning/The Whole Truth About Smoking Survival School Suspenseful Moments in History Sweat/Monday Night at the Movies Swing Party, the - T - THC Medicated Chewing Gum Take the Logos from Your Eye Talent for Your Thoughts, a Tall Tale Target for Today/New D.S. Show #16 Target for Today/New D.S. Show #17 Targets of Opportunity: Assessment, the Targets of Opportunity: Blight Unseen Targets of Opportunity: Cosmic Christ, the Targets of Opportunity: Eagle's Eye, the Targets of Opportunity: Expansionist Destiny Targets of Opportunity: Forecast of Dune Targets of Opportunity: Fun Numbers Targets of Opportunity: Humanitarian, the Targets of Opportunity: Lieutenant Gibbons Targets of Opportunity: Like Killer Like Son Targets of Opportunity: Project Nitwit Targets of Opportunity: Religious Freedom Targets of Opportunity: Seniors at Large Targets of Opportunity: Treaty, the Tasmanian Devil Car Alarm Tasty Pastry (Food of the Gods)/Don't Steal Show #7 Taylor Daft Teaching of the Guard, the Team Five Techno Talk Tele-Vigil Televiligist, the Terrorism in Tinytown Test, the That Takes Bowels That's Corny That's Lifeboats That's Snuff That's Wright Thelma Addison's Confusion/Sleeping Pills Thelma Addison's Confusion/Getting More Stoned Thelma Addison's Confusion/Smart Dining They Stand Corrected They Thrrrew the Bitch in Prison Think About Recruiting This Commercial Has 22 Minutes Thoughtful Snack, A Thousand Dollar Canadian, the Thousand Dollar Man, the Time I Quit Smoking, the Time Portal/Colonization's Culprits Titillating Tune, a To Save Man To Serve Man Tolkein Nonsense Tomorrow Never Knows Too Many Hands Top Secret Secrets of the Vatican Top Stories/03-09-2013 (Nightcast) Top Stories/03-22-2013 Top Stories/03-26-2013 Top Stories/04-02-2013 Top Stories/04-06-2013 Top Stories/04-10-2013 Top Stories/04-11-2013 Top Stories/07-13-2013 Top Stories/07-20-2013 Tough Guy Town Crier, the Tra-di-tion Trainee, the Treachery Trial by Jury Trial of Ida Hemlock, the Trouble Spot Trust Fund Tracy Tuesday Night Long Turtleneck Turtleneck 2/Casino Heist Turtleneck 3/Disappearing Twentieth Century, the Twitocracy Two Much Tyke Force Tyke That Tyranny - U - Ugly Doug/Ethyl's Turn Uncle Stu's Treehouse Underground Wonderland/New D.S. Show #19 Up the Republic! Using Your Head - V - Vacation in Santo Geraldo Vanity Mirrors, the Veality Check Vengisil Irritating Powder/Don't Steal Show #23 Veronica's Secret Veteran's View Vibrex/Millie's Turn Views, the Viking Week, the Visions of Paradise Vitaflex Stress Mix Vitamin Junkie, the Voices of Consequence/Joan's Own Void Depressurizing Gum Vote for Willie - W - Waisted Days Waiting for Justice Walls of Confusion Wanda's World War in the Antarctic War of Scientific Progress, the War on the Gypsies War on the Gypsies - Day One War Story/All's Fair War Story/Army Diplomat War Story/From Here to Infinity War Story/Holy War War Story/Robot Robot Monster Warlike Posture Warner Weasel Way to Go, a We Are Not Abused Welcoming Committee, the Welfare Day/The Last Word What Did You Call Me? What Did You Call Me? (2) What Might Have Been/Clara Hitler What Might Have Been/Darrin Sikorsky What War? Whatever I Say Whereabouts Is My School? Whiff Insect Repellant Whoopin' of Chet Turtleback, the Why We Have No Bananas Wilde on Absinthe Windox Cleaner/D.S. Show/ Sep 7 2011 Wings for Welfare/Betty's Turn Word Warriors Work Ethic Workmate Replicants/Don't Steal Show #15 World's a Stage, The Worse than War Writer Did It, the Wrong and the Shameless, the Wrong Guy, the - X - X-Ray Player, the - Y - Yes There Is Yodel in the Dark, a Young and the Weightless, the Yum-Yum Sugar Sauce/Episode 6 - Z - Zing! Flavor Booster Formula Zip-Zap Rolling Papers/Episode 1 Zit Zapper, the/Don't Steal Show #13 Zodiac Killer, the

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