Identity Crisis

Identity Crisis
Extra Note on Saturday October 17, 2020: I'm about to start another day of work and I've learned my lesson. I won't check my email until the end of the shift from now on. I've had time to think of some innocent possibilities to explain the notifications from Revenue Canada. It could be from merely filling out spaces that are marked 'change of' with the same old information. That's probably all it is, but I'm going to have to check on it anyway now. I've had a hard time with strangers ripping me off on the web, so I may have overreacted yesterday in the following.[End of insertion.]

Italicized below is my post from 2012 when I moved into my rooming house on Pender Street where I still live. It's in my very short It's All Right Mom blog. (https://dave-mom.blogspot.com/2012/05/yee-haw.html). It's 8 and 1/2 years later and my mother is now deceased. Do you all have my correct address yet? I guess the federal government doesn't.

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Title: Yee-Haw

Found a cool room in Strath. Very tranquil and an excellent deal. Don't see any more problems ahead. Hope I didn't put you all through too much, but it was appropriate to the end of my last blog, I thought.

Okay, I'm into my lunch period at work now, so I have time to discuss this problem I have with keeping information accurate about myself. It's a problem that seemed to start at around the time that I laid claim to my many thousands of posts on the internet. I guess my identity is tied in with my talent's recognition and that's why I have such a hard time simply living in the same house for eight and a half years and getting the government to know that that's where I live. And I've also noticed a problem getting the bank tellers to remember that I have a job. I have a drawer full of rent receipts dating back to this post from 2012 when I first moved in to my current location. Do I have to pile them up and show them to some bureaucrat now? How about to a lawyer? Is that what I have to do to prove I live where I live when I've been posting blogs from the same location since May 2012? Do you see how galling I find this predicament? For almost a year I've gone into my bank to be served by the same tellers every two weeks to cash my pay checks and they always act like I just started working yesterday. They always ask, do you get paid monthly or bi-weekly? Will it take them another eight and a half years for them to acknowledge my full-time employment? And how many eons does it take for TV stars to admit their guilt in a publicly committed crime? Boy, that would be a big help since I talk and talk and talk here and no one seems to get the information until it's been plagiarized and passed onto them from the wrong person.

Oh, and they changed my bank account information again. Why? Why does the federal government keep changing my bank account information and why can't they remember where I live after I shared my location repeatedly online since May 2012? Has someone been mucking about with my Revenue Canada account? What a disaster this internet has been for me. It robs all my songs and all my most beautiful work and then it comes back for my income tax refund. It's nothing but a big stinking crime waiting to happen to innocent people. Life was so much better before it took over our civilization.

I'm leaving work early today. I can't concentrate and I'm afraid I'm going to have an accident. What a failure of a world that can't leave honest people alone to live honest lives. And is there a federal election now? Maybe Elections Canada should share their information with Revenue Canada because that voting card always comes straight to my door. Anyway, I'm very upset today. I feel like I have no rights in this 2-dimensional idiot world of people who want to be worshiped stars when they have no talent and no opinions of their own.
  
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