Wars and Peace

Wars and Peace
I thought I should elaborate a little more on my position in this war. I don't want people thinking I'm a deranged killer just because I support the idea of a physical response to the threat in the east. Peace is a noble cause, but I have little faith in the power of peaceful protest to end wars. One of the wisdom books in the Old Testament speaks of a time to every purpose under heaven, including a time to kill. Do you like Star Trek? Have you seen the one about the 'goody-two-shoes' pacifist who almost let Hitler win World War Two? That's what I'm worried about. And I'm not sure how effective protests will be in ending this war. All the peace marches of the 1960's may have made Bobby Kennedy a presidential contender, but then what happened to Bobby Kennedy? You see, when you're up against brute force, little can be achieved by civilized arguments.

Of course, not everyone is cut out to be a soldier. Even someone creative like myself, with a sensitive nature, might make a far better poet than a soldier. But I take after my father in some ways: I have a very strong fighting spirit. Unfortunately, I'm perhaps a little too old for military service now. I'll likely have to settle for writing a very aggressive poem, maybe about war heroes. It might be good for morale. We'll see. Hopefully I'll be able to share it without it turning into a Saturday Night Live comedy sketch on NBC or a Leonard Cohen music video on MuchMoreMusic.

On a different note, did another rock star die? A Foo Fighter? Does anyone recall in 2007 when a Vancouver rock radio announcer said that 'David Skerkowski might be opening for the Foo Fighters'? That's what he said, all right. (Does no one remember but me? How awful.) They must have liked my music, but it was shocking public announcements like that, combined with the constant theft of my online posts by TV stars and rock stars, which ultimately sent me running to my doctor for help in early 2008. While my account of my online ordeal was entirely true, it must have sounded like the fantasy of a paranoid schizophrenic. He put me on disability, and now I'm the highest paid order picker in the country. I did approach the Ministry when I got this job three years ago to ask them to close my file, but they said they had to keep it open. Well, I tried. If they want to keep treating me like I'm crazy when I'm not, that's their decision. I have no mental health issues, just unresolved copyright issues - thanks to your lovely friends in the mass media. Oh, and at the risk of losing my disability top-up which the Ministry insisted upon, I would like to officially break with the NDP on the issue of increasing our defence budget to two percent of our gross, which they oppose and I support.

By the way, if you see a video called George Carlin on some cultural issues posted by Anders Jacobsson 11 years ago, I can tell by Carlin's age and attire that this video's content was ripped off from my erased 1999-2007 Blogger account. If you enjoyed the humour, you're welcome. If you still love and want to thank George for plagiarizing me, you'll have to go to where he resides now. I'm sure the news has you thinking it's a great place. By all means, go. Yes, and while I'm at it, Youtube, Family Guy is a crook.
  
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