The New News 3 Was going to save this for tomorrow night, but, close enough. Happy Weekend. It's been a depressing week in the news. Names have been changed here out of respect for the war victims. Up first tonight, bad news from the Eastern front: the enemy has apparently strengthened its position in the key port of Mariposa. Amid the unspeakable death and ruin caused by two months of constant bombardment and brutal house-to-house combat, leaflets have fallen on the perforated shambles of the city, offering surrounded defenders the chance to drop their guns, come out of hiding, and reach for the sky to rejoice at their liberation. So far, an inflatable Bozo on a pulleyed clothesline has been the only taker, which, when promptly burst by a single round from an enemy sniper, drew cheers from both sides. Meanwhile, in an enemy broadcast, a commander accused by our side of war crimes is shown confronting graphic images edited by Western censors for sensitive viewers ...
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